Billions of years ago, before the rise of the dinosaurs, before the appearance of fish, and just after the first recorded concert by the Rolling Stones, the Earth was a rather nasty place. Nothing seemed to be stable, what with earthquakes and volcanoes and probably a storm or two. To hear the experts tell it, the Earth was exactly the kind of ( Read more... )

Just because I know it will make Shade break down laughing everytime she comes here.....

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So I've been working just about every day for the past week. I did have Sunday off, but it doesn't quite count since it was Easter and the mall was closed, as was everything else that could be remotely considered fun ( Read more... )

So my dad comes home and asks me to help him work on the yard. No problem. I mow and he gets out the brand new Black & Decker Edger he has just purchased. It's a big thing, red and black and looking like something that could take off your feet if it was so inclined. It looked powerful. It looked sturdy. It looked like a real power tool.. ( ( Read more... )

Shade is demanding I post to my journal again. I don't know what to write! Maybe if I just babble for a bit it'll turn out entertaining ( Read more... )

So I had written a fairly lengthy journal entry earlier that was most likely a work of literary genius. Which means, of course, that Livejournal went into Read Only Mode when I tried to post it and the whole damn thing disappeared ( Read more... )

I have a friend named Shade who claims to be a goat ( Read more... )

Hmmm...what to write about? Well, for one thing, I'm over at James' apartment. I've spent the last few hours online looking for mp3's of the Transformers Movie Soundtrack. Yes Shade, I know that I am a geek. I found a website that was hosting the whole damn album....a college website no less ( Read more... )

I had to open the store today. Up at 6:00 AM (stop rolling your eyes Shade)and on the bus at 6:40. Get to work..have breakfast...wander the store aimlessly. Open the store. Wander aimlessly some more. You know, a typical Mondy morning in retail ( Read more... )

Well, here we go with my first entry. I can't say that I'm doing it because I have something profound to say. It's just that Shade wants me to do it, so I do it. Women can get whatever they want with just a little bit of pestering ( Read more... )