Yawn, yo.
Waking up this early fuckin' sucks it. Especially when you know you're walking to fucking rehab.
A judge in New Jersey is striking back at actor Jason Mewes.
Mewes has been and ordered to rehab and if he doesn't go, he could go to jail.
The actor played the pot-smoking slacker in the Kevin Smith movies "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Dogma" and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Smith played his best buddy Silent Bob in the films, which also starred such actors as Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
A warrant had been issued for Mewes' arrest in December of 2001 after he failed to report for a court hearing in Freehold, N.J., that stemmed from a 1999 heroin conviction. He was ordered to serve two years' probation, and submit to random drug tests and undergo drug counseling, according to authorities.
Mewes was not supposed to go anywhere without telling his probation officer -- and officials said he moved to California without any notice.
The actor finally surrendered Tuesday and pleaded guilty to probation violations including failure to take drug tests and go through counseling.
The judge is ordering him to start treatment by April 12. Mewes, who lives in Los Angeles, has to finish the program before he's allowed to leave New Jersey.
Fucking A, it's like going back to the years I was a fuckin' nobody. Well, I'm still a nobody compared to people like Britney Spears, but that's because she's fine and all that. If I had titties I bet my face would be everywhere by now, shit.
And what sucks even more is knowing after the daily rehab, it's time to go work at The Secret Stash. A fucking comic store. Yeah, okay, it's our own comic store, me and Kevin and everyone, but it's still a fucking comic store. I should be vegetating in L.A. not fucking working 8 hours a day.
My parole officer is fat. Damn, maybe he and Kevin can have babies, and they'd be all fat and buttery, like little butter tubs. We could call them Icant Believe Itsnot Butter. Shit, yeah.
Until next time,
Jay
A judge in New Jersey is striking back at actor Jason Mewes.
Mewes has been and ordered to rehab and if he doesn't go, he could go to jail.
The actor played the pot-smoking slacker in the Kevin Smith movies "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Dogma" and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Smith played his best buddy Silent Bob in the films, which also starred such actors as Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
A warrant had been issued for Mewes' arrest in December of 2001 after he failed to report for a court hearing in Freehold, N.J., that stemmed from a 1999 heroin conviction. He was ordered to serve two years' probation, and submit to random drug tests and undergo drug counseling, according to authorities.
Mewes was not supposed to go anywhere without telling his probation officer -- and officials said he moved to California without any notice.
The actor finally surrendered Tuesday and pleaded guilty to probation violations including failure to take drug tests and go through counseling.
The judge is ordering him to start treatment by April 12. Mewes, who lives in Los Angeles, has to finish the program before he's allowed to leave New Jersey.
Fucking A, it's like going back to the years I was a fuckin' nobody. Well, I'm still a nobody compared to people like Britney Spears, but that's because she's fine and all that. If I had titties I bet my face would be everywhere by now, shit.
And what sucks even more is knowing after the daily rehab, it's time to go work at The Secret Stash. A fucking comic store. Yeah, okay, it's our own comic store, me and Kevin and everyone, but it's still a fucking comic store. I should be vegetating in L.A. not fucking working 8 hours a day.
My parole officer is fat. Damn, maybe he and Kevin can have babies, and they'd be all fat and buttery, like little butter tubs. We could call them Icant Believe Itsnot Butter. Shit, yeah.
Until next time,
Jay