FUCK - relieving boredom by updating this mess

[j_reg]

I hate being on my four-hour 'break' a.k.a. stuck at school, with no homework to be done, most people I know in classes right now, and a loaner laptop.

FUCKI brought in my laptop in to MSOE's laptop service dealie because my headphone jack's been clogged with something. AFTER handing the guy there my laptop, I learned how grave the situation

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Worst. Service. Ever.

[j_reg]

I gave them SEVEN HOURS to try and fix my laptop. They didn't even fucking look at it. When I went at 4:00 pm to pick it up regardless of whether it'd been fixed or not, there were three people there: two were browsing the internet, and the third was doing calculus homework. Incredibly irritating.

I'm gonna probably bring it in again tomorrow morning, and try harder stress the fact that this will probably take 2 minutes max to fix, since I don't want to have to go out and buy canned air or the right screwdriver to open it. If it's not fixed tomorrow (and I see them being incompetent asses AGAIN) I'll just jump behind their desk, grab the compressed air, and fix it myself.

Re: Worst. Service. Ever.

[crashbangkapow]

is it the schools laptop? you should just push your headphone plug in really hard. thats how i got my keyboard plug in after it wouldnt go in. then the prongs broke off and i had to buy a new keyboard. you could put your laptop in a kiln and hope that either a) the thing in your port has a lower melting point than your laptop or b) your laptop has a lower melting point than that thing and you'll get it for sure!

Re: Worst. Service. Ever.

[j_reg]

The thing is the junk in my headphone port has a much higher cubic expansion coefficient than my laptop, so if I heat it it'd just get bigger until it broke my laptop. Kinda like how if you shoot lasers at a robot, he'll eat the lasers and grow taller.