MAYBE ITS BECAUSE I'M A LONDONER

[j_s_j]

L O N D O N

I S

FAN-FUCKING-T A S T I C

Im home! Hurrah. Im still so in love with this city I declare it at every bloody street sign/lampost I meet! haha

Highlights of the past few weeks include:

Spitting a salmon canape out in front of Matthew Williamson (<3) and declaring 'That tastes like fucking fanny

Comments

[j_s_j]

yes! I was blowing the bubbles! I hope I didn't annoy anybody! xx

[boyoddity]

I like to rub myself against Carnaby St. Glad your having fun! x

[arecurrentdream]

you spat out fish and swore in front of matthew williamson himself? or the store?

i'm achingly jealous of your londoner status.

[j_s_j]

him....at Sunday Times Style's party. Oh_the_shame. He watched me do it too! aaaaghh.
I also called a group of people from Conde Naste 'sooo boring' to their faces when I was pissed...aaaghhh. It was the Moet not me!

[arecurrentdream]

amazing. i would call matthew williamson so boring to his face without copious amounts of moet.

i'm expecting an invite to at least one sunday times style party, just letting you know xx

(also,have you been to ghetto yet? if so what's it like, etc.)

[j_s_j]

The Ghetto has been my substitue for sleep these few weeks! The elecro crowd have taken me under their wing and i've not had to pay yet at all! (turn to the back of the latest copy of i-D- theres a pic of them all at the fischerspooner party!) The Ghetto is fun. Tonight its the freaky night when every dresses up. HURRAH. Im also going to see an fantastic band called Superthriller play a gig under London bridge tonight..funfunfun....
come to London QUICK!
xxx

[xstaticpulsex]

So jealous. I love that city, too!!!! I miss it :(

[eternallyinward]

What home??

Your chav home or new apartment?

Yeah John, fancy smuggling me back like a human bomb and dumping me somewhere interesting? It's SO boring here!

PS- How the hell do you know what fanny tastes like =P