I just read the power rangers fanfiction that I wrote before the one I posted here, and it is by far the grimiest, most vulgar thing I've ever read and I can't possibly justify putting it up on this website.

You know what I'm doing right now? I'm sitting at the computer waiting for my XBox so finish downloading more maps for Halo 2. There, I said it. That's what I'm doing. It's lame and nerdy, but I'm doing it, so there. And you know what? After they're down downloading, I'm probably going to play Halo 2 online? And if you have a problem with me ( Read more... )

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

Oooooooooooooooh boy! So many things to say! Allow me to start from the begining. In the last week of school I ended up talking to about 6 more people than I had talken to all year. Fun no? (I'm laughing at Artie Lang, the guy on Howard Stern who is telling the naked pornstar to say that she has a nose like Tony Bennett and David Brenner, whom ( Read more... )

I posted this on a Power Rangers fan site. It's a fan fiction that I call "Kimberly's Checkup". Enjoy ( Read more... )

I just saw Spamalot, and you know what? Spam is only mentioned ONCE in the entire musical, which I don't really mind. I also saw Inherit the Wind last night with Marion. Jolly good fun. On a side note, Mezmerize by System of a Down KICKS SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS! Also, that cunt, Mr. Meatto, can go suck a hairy nipple. Mr. "This essay is ( Read more... )

I'll do it. Don't test me. I'll take them out back behind the shed and feed them pounds upon pounds of arsenic, and they'll like it. Right after I'm done watching this Yankee game.... Yup.... You just wait..... I'll show you... ::yawn::......What was I saying? I'm sleepy all of a sudden. I don't know why I'm depriving myself of sleep. It ( Read more... )

That was a fun English class. Somehow the topic of Paul d from Beloved having sex with cows came up and Mr. Meatto was making a point with that, and I said "Yeah, I feel real sorry that I had sex with a cow." but then I realized that I did in fact have sex with a cow, and I have the pictures to prove it.

THE BIOLOGY TEST IS IN HALF AN HOUR AND I'M FREAKING OUT!

Fine.... I took it off, you dumb pricks.