So my first update since 1898.... and I am SOOOOO PISSSEEEDDD OFFFF!!!! AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!! BITCH! FUCK! DICK LICKER! Whenever I want to take a shower all the fucking towles are GONE! and of course they are all in Mom and Dads room, oh, and it just so happens they are sleeping, so now I have to take a shower and dry off with millions of washclothes ( Read more... )

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I would like to congradulate the ref's on a game well played. To them should go the trophy and rings, because they beat the Seahawks.

For the first time ever, I was famous...... I was sitting there eating some, no i wasnt eating, or I was, I was eating another persons onion rings and drinking water... Then outta nowhere Mark hears some kid at Denny's (since that is where we were) say, Hey thats the drummer from Vindicator.... Yea, I'm awesome.

Josh this is for you, I am picking # 2 Texas to beat # 1 USC um..... 40 - 38. They will because USC wont be able to stop that QB Texas has. (Vince Young)

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So I was watching the news.... i know exciting, huh? ... anyways, Ex-mayor Jane Campbell was giving her "I lost speech" and she said she left Jackson with a, quote, "kindler" city.... Kind-l-er, yes kindler.... good speech dear, good speach ( Read more... )

My neck is fucking broke or something!!! Like 5 minuntes into work, i could not look left anymore, it would to bad, and it still does!!! Cody said it might take a week to go away, I'll be pissed off then. It's annoying as fvck!

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+

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You Passed 8th Grade Math
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