You're Cat's Cradle!
by Kurt Vonnegut
You believe quite firmly that free will deserted you long ago and far
away. As a result, it's hard to take responsibility for anything. Even though you show
great potential as a leader of a small 3rd world country, the choices are all made ahead
of time. You're rather fond of games involving string. Your fear of nuclear weaponry is
trumped only by your fear of ice.
Take the
Book Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.
You're the University of California, Berkeley!
A true hippy, you really wish you could spend the rest of
your life in the 1960's. It's not that you haven't been able to settle down
and be quite successful, but you yearn for the days of agitation and
revolution. You're fond of the old comic Bloom County, as well as the more
recent Outland. The rest of your life looks like a struggle between your
prestige and your radical nature. You really like those cheap Sathers
candies.
Take the
University Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.
You're the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to
completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long
way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each
other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of
beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes
it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart
is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
Take the
Country Quizat the
Blue Pyramid You're Chafee-Lamont!
As Lincoln Chafee, you feel an affinity for the Log Cabin Republicans, or perhaps just
log cabins in general. You have spent your entire life hanging on to an identity that doesn't
fit you at all, and you finally have to come to terms with that tension. While almost everything
in your life has been handed to you on a silver platter, you are more and more aware of how
unfair that advantage is, and how important it is to secure some platters for others. You are a
contradiction in terms... discuss.
You select Ned Lamont as your running mate to help lead anti-war rallies for
your campaign.
Take the
2008 Presidential Ticket Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.