( Even apes can tell the future. Yes, even nine-foot apes who are escapees from The Book of the Dead. )

These things happen.

( Next on poetry corner... )

Just think of it as a four year-long moment.
Don't argue with me, young moment.

previously on j_z:

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let it be emo ( Read more... )

there is no truly original idea, it seems.
so i was all like:
"Oops!"
for a number of reasons.

and i swear to god, that was the end of the story.
let's be friends.

fuck that emo shit right up the attitude

Let's talk about the issues.

effect: today i took an hour looking at the menu at a very nice restaurant because i couldn't eat anything heavy. i ate some chicken and vegetable dish. it was pretty good, looking back. i felt 'full' but i wasn't actually near full. my body was telling me i was going to fucking die if i ate anything more. cause: when i don't get enough sleep, my ( Read more... )

attention temper-tantrum motherfuckers:

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• chronic bitchiness?
• hypocrisy?
• perpetual unhappiness?

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