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It's official
I'm a traitor. I'm moving across the river...to Virginia. Fairfax to be exact. No I'm not moving in with the boyfriend, I got my own place which is super close to him and super close to my office. Also, for the win, I am across the street from the metro ( Read more... ) -
Christmas Cards!
You want a Christmas card? Gimme your address - responses are screened. -
Public restroom rant
Ladies: How the hell do you pee on the seat? Not at the front where it would maybe make sense if you're a squatter, but halfway back on the seat. Seriously, are you standing and peeing and just hoping it lands in the bowl? And the pubes, sweet mother of god, what the fuck is with the pubes on the seat? If you can wipe your ass, you can wipe the ( Read more... ) -
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Surgery to have my tonsils and adenoids removed - painful and crappy
Getting my period the day after my surgery - painful and really crappy
Going outside after surgery for the first time in 4 days and getting stung by a hornet - priceless.
Tomorrow I'll hit my 6th consecutive day off and must call in short term disability. Paperwork sucks. -
thin minnttttsssss
So I'm sitting at someone's desk today in the office and there's an unopened box of thin mints here. I'm staying late tonight so no one would know it was me.....I rarely come in to this office. I always miss girl scout season though this past year a friend bought me a couple of boxes. But still, unopened thin mints in broad daylight, what is ( Read more... ) -
It's official
I think I'm male. I'm addicted to Spike. I was on the edge of my seat watching UFC and now I'm watching Bullrun and screaming at them in my head that I could do better. -
Movie Newsflash
Grindhouse is THE SHIT. -
New York! *shakes fist*
Fuck New York, and your fucking state taxes and you fucking day-by-day allocation for taxes because you can't just note the actual amount of earned income on my W2 like every other goddamn state.
Motherfucker.
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Weather! *shakes fists*
70% chance of snow tomorrow....seriously SERIOUSLY? It was 80 degrees on Tuesday and I was *dying* in my work clothes. I fucking hate sweating in work clothes. -
What, seriously?
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