A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have ( Read more... )

I AM HOLDING "LIVESTRONG" HOSTAGE UNTIL OUR TRIP TO NYC :) By the way, it looks nice on the right wrist anyhoot!

A family feud, nice. I had to wake to people screaming, MaryJo yelling at my mom, Janet yelling back at my mom for something that was said, my mom yelling back at both, Christopher waking and screaming his head off. All for what ( Read more... )

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head.
As soon as he came, she started to weep,
She knew by the taste, he'd been fucking her sheep!

I have a very boring day today. LOL I went to my anthro class today which actually was interesting because we talked about mating and the fact that the MISSIONARY POSITION CAN ALMOST GUARANTEEE THAT THE FEMALE CAN NOT ACHIEVE AN ORGASM, so he says ( Read more... )

2 MORE DAYS!

1 Day to finish Figure Drawing Homework ( Read more... )

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon ( Read more... )