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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kimmy Ann!

1. Peanuts and Kimmy Ann are beans!
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Kimmy Ann'.
3. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Kimmy Ann in 1504, after eighteen months work.
4. Kimmy Ann is actually a mammal, not a fish.
5. Native Americans never actually ate Kimmy Ann; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Kimmy Ann has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. If the annual Australian Kimmy Ann crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
8. Kimmy Ann invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kimmy Ann.
10. Ideally, Kimmy Ann should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!