so im walking out of 7 eleven and a 300 pound fat man is in front of me , he would of been 350 but he was MISSING A LEG!!!! lmao, and he trys to climb into this van and he started to siezure and fell on his one legged fat ass and i laughed so hard my slurpy came out my nose . i know its bad sounding but it was the best thing ive ever seen ( Read more... )

today i brought my fog machine to school ( bad idea ) then i plugged it in ( another bad idea) i was with the snake gang and i let the fog spew into the hall and in a second the fire alarm went off and everyone had to go outside lol smoooth

This is Matt's journal Created by Christina Penney in Communications class. Yay her!