Remember when I accidentally came up with the Modest Mouse song Dramamine ( Read more... )

Be advised, hemorrhoid cream not for the face

Allright ( Read more... )

Poor Seattle too.

Honestly, any of yall who are Seahawks fans had to know it was coming. If you know football, you know that the Seahawks are playing worse than their record shows.

The Seahawks will not be good this year. They will let you down. ( Here's why )

If I could have one wish for the present - Please make it November already ( Read more... )

Today was the second time in the last month that I heard the following phrase ( Read more... )

..."a Paddington Bear dressed in yellow raincoat and hat - is believed to be the first stuffed bear to cause fatalities at the facility."

Thursday nights romp on the town was the streakiest I have been in a long time. There were times when I was On, and times when I was Off - to the extreme in both directions ( Read more... )

Im not a very religious person. You might call me spiritual, cause I have a few very strong beliefs. But generally speaking, I usually shy away from thinking of things in a higher power kind of sense.

So lets throw that away for a second, and ask from a different perspective...

( Am I being tested? )

Well. For any of you who were involved in any conversation with me about flirting:

( My formalized and public acknowledgement that I was wrong. )