OMG LOLs!!one!

[jaciem]

Because, yes. this is indeed exactly what would have happened had Edward Cullen gone to Sunnydale High

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[terriblelynne]

Someone somewhere posted the lone sentence "Buffy stakes Edward" a while back, and that's desperately how I want it to end...

[jaciem]

Have you seen this cliff notes version by an ex-Mormon? Hilarious and depressing all at the same time.

Just depressing is the Cult of Edward. At least Hermione got to have some agency -- Bella just gets ten blank pages of non-existence when her man ain't around. And this is what the next generation of fandom is fixating on? Ugh.