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[jack_aubrey]

jack_aubrey's bits are best described as his "lascivious lance".

Indeed! Ha, ha.

Oh dear, letters have arrived in Recife, and I see that I have a great many to write now!

Comments

[mschrystalline]

Very...um...interesting?

[jack_aubrey]

*smiling broadly* Indeed.

[tuff_ghost]

haaaaaaahahahahaha

[jack_aubrey]

I have met another werewolf here. Perhaps you know him?

[missizzy]

A lance instead of a cannon?

[jack_aubrey]

Why, it would be showing away to compare myself to a cannon!

[wildcardgal]

blushes. A LOT!

[jack_aubrey]

But my dear, why should you blush at my lance! *smiles naughtily*

[wildcardgal]

Why should I blush? Are you presuming that I've such a common familiarity with men's "lances" that I no longer blush at the mention of them?

[legate_damar]

Chuckles

At least yours isn't considered Illegal or Smuggled...