Why do Scots wear kilts?*

[jack_jackrum]

I want a kilt, but those suckers are expensive and I have no place to wear one. Oh, sure, out to the bar you say. Do you know how much crap my friends would give me? Metric tons. Not because it's basically a skirt, mind you, but because only pretentious nu-Celts wear a kilt out to the local dive bar in Florida.

*Because the sheep can hear a zipper.

Comments

[maga_culinae]

I want a kilt, but those suckers are expensive and I have no place to wear one

This is why my boyfriend has yet to get one. However, kilts make surprise oral easier.