15 Friends List .. ///
I am SO bored. I'm going to conform to the 15 friends survey.
a. Choose 15 people from your friends list at random.
b. Write something about/to each of them.
c. Comment and say which number you are. ........
1. You're Jewish. You have a crush on my boyfriend, and you don't have apposable thumbs. I LOVE YOU!
2. She likes John Mayer too much...too much for my liking. But either way, we rocked out that drivers ed class like NO ONE'S business! [[even though she's gay and got her license before me!]]
3. When she wakes up, she looks like Robert Smith. JUST like him. We practice sex postitions in my living room, and we both want to have Tyler's abortion. Bee Eff Eff.
4. We heart Mr. Hostetler 4 E. We cut ourselves to embaressing songs while holding eachother wearing giant penis costumes...we camped out in your front yard, for reasons that will remain anonymous. AND the K9 unit was after us, after you tried to kiss me and I tied you to a chair wearing a cowboy hat and peanut butter on your forehead...
5. This girl is so hip, that she cant spell gnarly even though I found it on dictionary.com. Though she is hellbent on the fact that there is no "G" in gnarly...
6. You're my Poo. I fucking love you. We nap wayyyy too much, and after we eat, we get tired like babies. You're my spouse. It's just not leagal, yet.
7. We have just recently started talking, but we've been neighbors forever. We freestyle in random alleyways, and create ugly things in art class.
8. You sent me a candy gram, and we cried at Dashboard like ninnies. We made kitchen porn in Kyle's kitchen, and jumped on the trampoline so people at the graduation party would think that we could jump really high. ((how embaressing!)) Lazative chocolate, anyone?
9. You love Green Day too much for your health, and you tote my ass all over Streetsboro. When you get your garbage, I call you a gargage fag. And when you get your mail, I call you a mail fag.
10. I want this girl's "pants around her feet." She likes the dirt that's on my knees...lol. We enjoyed good times at Arbys and multiple orgasms watching Johnny Depp on the big screen.
11. He points like a woman....He does amplitude like NOBODY'S business....And he can never make it being a vegetarian....You guessed it, it's _ _ _ _ _ ((the dragon)) !!!
12. She is everyone's favorite Asian. And I threw her a par-tay at my house on September 25th. We cleaned Kyle's kitchen and pretended to be housewives. IWANNAMAKEOUTWITCHU!!
13. We shared the bond of wanting to rape a student teacher last year...and we starred in Poke'mon the movie! And ... she FUCKING LOVES the pepperoni rolls at school.
14. I am NEVER playing monopoly with you again. EVER. You wrote your name on my blanket with orange nailpolish, and you made me do "beastiality" in charades.
15. You screamed "IT'S DA POLICE" on the field trip. And the entire bus shut up, and just started cracking up. A crazy mexican tried to kill you, and we freestyle like no ones business.