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This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from
any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest
acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available
for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is
BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has
been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have
5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY.
Update 28-01-05: after extensive testing it has been
concluded that BEER may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.