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You Have A Type A- Personality

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You are one of the most balanced people around ( Read more... )

One day while I was masturbating in the basement a psycotic fish fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the bed and knocked over the prawn crackers. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and licked a sticker off the wardrobe. It then knocked a glass of jack daniels off the coffee table. After 80 minutes of chasing the fish through the ( Read more... )

You scored as Your gay. You are secretly lesbian/gay. Although in the past you were convinced that homosexuality was wrong and that it would never affect you, lack of boyfriend and other factors have caused you to become gay. Let it out and get a signifigant other!

Your gay
63%
Practice Witchcraft
33%
You murdered someone
33%
You're scared of Elmo
33%
You ( Read more... )

So, the chicken and the egg were laying in bed. The chicken's a pretty happy camper, smiling and smoking his cigarette. The egg, on the other hand, rolls over and grumbles, "Well. I guess we answered that question."

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I touched myself.

What did you do?

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Nana ended up back in hospital last night. I don’t even understand why on earth she was allowed home to be honest. She is paralysed down one side and can barely talk. In addition, they live in the back of beyond, which isn’t safe if you have just had a stroke. The only reason she is back in hospital is that she wound up on the floor and grandpa was ( Read more... )

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