happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday
George washington
happy birthday to you

almost legal. woo. my plan is to go to a seedy gas station, buy some cigs, a lighter, and a lottery ticket. that way i can slowly kill myself, become an arson, and basically throw my money away. can't wait ( Read more... )

i feel like shit. my nose is stuffy, my chest hurts, i have a sharp pain in my ear, my right eye waters up every 15 minutes, and i constantly feel a sneeze coming on, but i can't sneeze, or else it'll mess up some part of the surgical area ( Read more... )

the music died yesterday. RIP Buddy, Richie, and J.P ( Read more... )

i would like to use this time to thank certain individuals for favors rendered recently. i am forever grateful ( Read more... )

i like to say f-ing. it is provocative yet censored, but it may be annoying if used too many times, as i'm sure everyone who has talked to me can attest to ( Read more... )

so, we lost to carp. it sucks. they suck. not one of them had good hair (ex. #5-helmet head). and one guy tried to dunk, but unfortunately for carp, he can't. it was a humorous debacle ( Read more... )

oy vey. that's what i have to say. never thought i'd see the day that i'd say oy vey ( Read more... )

SON OF A BITCH!

i just wrote a terrific entry. it had a perfect blend of humor, misery, and wit.

FUCK YOU LIVEJOURNAL!

seriously, i hate you right now. let me talk to your manager.

i'm not getting over this for awhile. i will be angry for months.

man oh man. good christmas. i clap my hands for it. it was fun. except nick was there for a majority of it, so, it was slightly tainted. but it was christmas, so i chose to ignore it as best i could ( Read more... )