I hit the drive thru of my local "Jack In The Crack"


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Things have been "Crazy g0 NutZ".... Finally found the house of my dreams.. put an offer in today!!! w00 h00!!!! if all goes well.. I will be moving s00n!

That means a Phat party @ my house to break the place in!

Prep yer liver... cause its gonna sustain some damage.. YeGarMeister!!!!! RedBull/Vodka!!!

My partner hands off his baton and panic button to me... then clears out the clerks office... and invites an old lifer (this guy was in shape man!!) and they start to duke it out ( Read more... )

This is for you Julie.!!!! An oldi3 but a g00d one!!!

bAng!!! b@ng!!! banG!!!

Aight.. I going to start up the plans for the Camping Trip ( Read more... )

Fuk it.. why not..? I mean... Using my vacation to get things organized in my life was supposed to be the point of the whole thing right ( Read more... )

Well the last few hours are somewhat of a blUr... all I can tell you is ( Read more... )

I thought everyone would enjoy this...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/naturesex.html

So like im sitting in the theatre with my pal Jeff... and this girl with an ass that you could park a sch00l bus on sits in front of us. At first im thinking... (actually i want thinking @ all.. I was sorta mezmorized by the big b00tie I just saw) w0w what an ass on that chick!!! She parks her cab00se in the plush chair provided by the ( Read more... )

Just put me in a wheelchair....
Get me on the plane....
Hurry Hurry Hurry....
Before I go insane...