have you seen the new backstreet boys video? its so funny but what the hell!

[jackbanditt]

well i just got back from chicago a couple of days ago.
it was really fun.
i went on a tour boat thing-ee and uhh shit.
i also got to go to H&M which is the BEST fucking store EVER

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[page_avenue]

come back.

[jackbanditt]

kcab emoc.
that voicemail you left me made me laugh.
thats what best friends do.
make eachother laugh.
i'm sorry i haven't told you any jokes recently

[jackbanditt]

man i have no one here to compose wierd organ/guitar music with.
i miss that.
and wine.
and you stealing my cigerettes.
as well as my heart.
i will definatly call you up you bloody yankee.
and i'll let you know when im in the area.
i hope you and melissa are doing alright.
if you're not
you will be.
don't give up hope ho.

[jackbanditt]

thanks foo
i will defenatly hit you up on that.
we'll have to dress up like absurdly gay men again and prance around the town with our balls hanging out.
do you still have that icon of us?

[umitschristina]

umm...
so yeah....

i talked to u online the other day which was nice its been along time and we havent had our yearly get together lol
that saddens me greatly. I only see u once a year and it didnt happen

so yes when u come back to cali in october i will buy ur strange vegetarian english ass sum EEL sushi and i will take u to a show!

i want to call u BETTY from this point foward
wee-o-wee-o-weee-o!

[jackbanditt]

mmmmmmmmm
eel.
always a vegetarian delight.
did we ever even eat sushi together?
i cannot remember.
i cannot wait till the day comes though my friend.
for we shall feast and drink merrily into the night.
TIS TIS TIS!!
sir pork of chop.
aka
pork chop
from DOUG.

best show ever created.
AND THEREFORE I AM THE BEST THING EVER CREATED FOR MY NAME IS JACK BANDITT AND THAT COMES FROM A DOUG EPISODE.
you are the next best thing ever created because you wear shoes.
and shoes were designed and made by god himself.
and god is tom cruise.
its a cycle you see
and highly scientific, FAR BEYOND THE REALM OF OUR OWN.

[umitschristina]

We always discussed sushi and what a ridculous semi-asian vegetarian man u are for eating EEL SUSHI!
psh... but by then i mite be rich and full of money from work... or not

shut up, TIS is a great word and i am the asian female HAMLET
My last name has the word HAM in it if that counts lol

do da do do do do do da do do do!
DOUGGGG! that was a great show, but PATTY was an ugly HOE!

HA, i laugh at THEEE Jack BAnditt
I think i am equally the best thing ever created for apparently I wear shoes, that were created by god, and god is tom cruise, and tom cruise is a tiny man so therefore i should be the best thing ever created and i was created before u!

PSH!

::wickidy whack::

how i have not seen ur semi-asian face in awhile! and heard ur fading english accent
::sigh::

come back already

[jackbanditt]

semi-asian
SEMI ASIAN!!

i now start off all of my responding comments by saying a word twice.
its the way i do things because it's the way things are done.

under the rule of tom cruise.
if we just believe.

believe in tom.

we will all be saved.
and we'll get lots of nice things.
and magical powers.

well..yeah.
i have ran out of strange random things to say and i have a headache.
we need to gut some sun chips and arizona and eat them together as well as going out for eel sushi...or what japanese people like to call UNAGI.

that will be on the final.
i'd study that if i were you.

[parasycium]

H&M is the most excellent store ever;
I needn't explain why.
Can't say I've ever been to Chicago, but it is on my list of places to see, one day.
I really need to remind myself to look into joining Pittsburgh's college radio... it's something I've always wanted to do, even though I hate hate hate the radio. Perhaps if I were on it, it wouldn't suck so badly.
You should come to Pittsburgh; the girls here are hot. And asian; a lot of them.

Cheers!

[jackbanditt]

MAAAYBE i will!
i should!
I WILL.
do so.
i live so close.
well pretty close it seems silly not to.
how is college going for you there, what year are you?
im sure it must be a lot more exciting than bowling green ohio.
and there are good schools out there to.
yo wez got to kick it son

[parasycium]

i'm a freshman, and it's AWESOME.
i love it.
yeah, you are close, silly boy.
well, if you're ever in the area, get in touch.
i'll show you what fun us pittsburgh kids can have.

[jackbanditt]

i will will!!
i would really like to go down there.
im telling you, i am going to be there.
and i will stalk you.
and say:
"hey im that one guy from livejournal, are you a girl..i like girls."
and i'll be breathing really heavily like that guy in hey arnold.
wow i notice all i do is mention things from shows i used to watch 7 years ago.

[anonymous]

you really need to return my jacket.
you know who this is, and you have my phone number.