Welcom to LIFE in the real world.
no pansey lickers here, just some hard rock abs.
please step inside..
AND LET ME CARESS YOUR PEE PEE TIME!!
my groom/room:
that's it. Not much left to my life.
I'm going to a pirate party tonite so i need a wooden leg. NOW.
did anyone ever watch the Rocko's Modern Life episode when rocko, Heffer and the tortoise guy (the one who always said "fish sticks") went on a boat with this pirate and rocko commented the pirate on his wooden leg and the pirate said, "i got wooden arms, wooden legs, WOODEN EYES TOO!" in a burley pirate accent??
that was pretty much the funniest episode. ever.
YOU SHOULD ALL VISIT MY HOUSE!
i would like that very much.
"oh god yes, OH GOD!"