My mother was here from late Saturday night to Monday afternoon. Within that time span, I believe she said "holistic" approximately 573 times. I almost jumped out a window the 514th time, but restrained myself, and developed a nasty twitch by the 532nd time. We had fun, though, and it was nice visiting ( Read more... )

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Sanibel Island is, and will remain, my favorite place in the world.

When I woke up this morning, my hair smelled like cookies.

Sunday night is for hanging out and Irish Car Bombs and friends and fun. It's my birthday, and I think we should chill and play Halo/pool/poker/golf/Monkey Ball/rummy/Scorched Earth/Latin music/pirate music and then whatever else comes up. And since everyone has Monday off, we can bomb late into the night and all will be well.... except maybe my ( Read more... )

Work is very, very, very slow this time of year ( Read more... )

All along I hoped it would rouse the angry seas and swallow Alabama and Mississippi into the Gulf, leaving a vast expanse of choppy, poisoned water in their place. I had visions of a sea bed littered with debris, liquor stores, jails, court houses and trucks being explored and the environmental impact assessed by The Discovery Channel and National ( Read more... )

People seem to be overreactive to this whole tropical storm thing, have you noticed? I couldn't figure out why, yesterday, they had a store clerk directing traffic into the Hess station at Central and Indiantown. I couldn't make sense of it, becuase gas prices weren't low or anything, and it was Wednesday, and I couldn't think of any holidays that ( Read more... )

Mike K rocks.