Formerly "slidepuzzlejesu"
anonymous
May 23 2004, 19:35:09 UTC
You had best keep posting pictures. Or it's gonna get physical.
I was going to drive down to Dalton To kidnap you, you see! But then I was forbidden to leave the house Due to the nature of next week being, well, EXAMS. Now there's a fact that puts me into writhings of pure orgasmic joy.
Re: Formerly "slidepuzzlejesu"jacked_appleMay 25 2004, 14:11:12 UTC
*makes the scared mouse noises and scurries around on the floor, ramming a few chair legs here and there* *chokes on a carpet llama*
Aw. You really were gonna come kidnap me. That makes me all fuzzy.
And I think we're all writhing. You know, because exams are such a party and all that. When do you have yours? I haven't seen you so far this week. (You fuckmuffin.)
BATHE THE STIFFMEISTER
anonymous
May 25 2004, 15:31:19 UTC
[performs the Heimlich maneuver on you and watches the carpet llama fly out then walks over and picks in up and puts it in her pocket] I'll give it to Erin as a parting gift. She'll like it.
When you're fuzzy you'll just blend into the carpet. Like magic! Oooooo! But then people might walk on you and then you go SQUISH!
We should start walking into our exams like they ARE a party. For serious. But a drinking party. So we have to stumble and bump into things and be loud and obnoxious and slosh your alcoholic beverage of choice onto the teacher AND your exam, don't forget to hit on all the girls in the class too! Bring some like snack things, nuts!, and throw them at people or chew loudly or BOTH. And remember, the perfect way to top it all of is to puke right in the middle so everyone has to stay in a room that smells like puke for at least an hour.
Mine have been in the morning, so far, but the next two are in the afternoon. I leave right away because my brain turns to drool the longer I stay there.
ARE YOU CALLING ME THE STIFFMEISTER. YOU MONKEY.jacked_appleMay 26 2004, 14:42:49 UTC
Maybe the llama should become like that gnome in amelie(I had to have spelt that wrong) and travel the world and take bunches of polaroids of himself at each world wonder
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I <3 your pictures.
I'd love it if you kept posting them.
[I typed "poting them" first, oops]
Of course, they're your photos.
100,000,000 x10^100 points for the song.
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Or it's gonna get physical.
I was going to drive down to Dalton
To kidnap you, you see!
But then I was forbidden to leave the house
Due to the nature of next week being, well, EXAMS.
Now there's a fact that puts me into writhings of pure orgasmic joy.
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and scurries around on the floor,
ramming a few chair legs here and there*
*chokes on a carpet llama*
Aw. You really were gonna come kidnap me.
That makes me all fuzzy.
And I think we're all writhing.
You know, because exams are such a party and all that.
When do you have yours? I haven't seen you so far this week. (You fuckmuffin.)
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and watches the carpet llama fly out
then walks over and picks in up and
puts it in her pocket]
I'll give it to Erin as a parting gift.
She'll like it.
When you're fuzzy you'll just blend into the carpet.
Like magic! Oooooo!
But then people might walk on you and then you go SQUISH!
We should start walking into our exams like they ARE a party.
For serious.
But a drinking party.
So we have to stumble and bump into things
and be loud and obnoxious and slosh your alcoholic beverage of choice
onto the teacher AND your exam,
don't forget to hit on all the girls in the class too!
Bring some like snack things, nuts!, and throw them at people
or chew loudly or BOTH.
And remember, the perfect way to top it all of is to puke right in the middle
so everyone has to stay in a room that smells like puke for at least an hour.
Mine have been in the morning, so far,
but the next two are in the afternoon.
I leave right away because my brain turns to drool the longer I stay there.
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*leaves grumbling*
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