Jackie will have to write:

I will stop calling random people to ask if their refrigerator is running

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Jackie is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:Not even

To:Jack the Ripper


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Jackie --

[noun]:

A person who is constantly high

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comNo joke, that's seriously what I got ( Read more... )

It is unbelievably gorgeous outside. Maryland weather gets so confusing. I got bored this morning, so I went to Homegoods and they have so many cute plates and bowls and cups. And these really awesome glass blown vases, that were really cheap too. I wanted to buy so much stuff. I can't wait till I get an apartment, I'm buying so much cute ( Read more... )

Just saw Brokeback Mountain. It was REALLY good, and really sad. And seriously, even though it was about gay cowboys, it was so not gay at all. But Jake Gyllenhaal had a mustache at one point, and that made me sad cause he looked horrible with a mustache. Mustaches are just extremely not hot ( Read more... )

The other night I smoked, in a tent, in the woods. I promise you, you would be hard-pressed to find someone who went through more trouble than that just to smoke some weed. And it was a lot of trouble. Well.... for Ryan and Brad it was a lot of trouble, pitching the tent and all that jazz. I just stood to the side and laughed at them with the ( Read more... )

2005 ended pretty well. Saw Jen and Heather, then went over to Erica's. Hung out with some wonderfully awesome people. Hookah Bar was closed, which was a major disappointment, but then we went to Bryan's, and he had a hookah, so at least that was something. And I got to drink for free, and I got a free cigar, so that made me happy. Then we ( Read more... )

Wow. I don't have the internet for two days, and people fucking update like mad crazy. Amazing ( Read more... )

Okay, so Christmas started out a little shaky. My mother almost made me want to strangle her. Gifts were good this year. I got a couple awesome new purses. Then the relatives came, and I tried to hide in my room for a little awhile. At dinner, my mom had me sitting next to one of my uncles, the extremely boring uncle, and it was awkward. But ( Read more... )

My family has made me hate Christmas. This is what they have done. They are truly wonderful people.

I miss school like a motha. Can we all please hang out sometime before I go insane? Cause I am this close. (Picture me holding my thumb and forefinger really close together ( Read more... )

You Are Dasher
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