Title: Diets and Things
Fandom: The Devil Wears Prada
Author:
jackiejlhRating: PG
Character(s): Miranda Priestly, Andrea Sachs
Pairing(s): Miranda/Andy
Warning(s): None
Summary: The manager of Smith and Wollensky had been calling incessantly. | Written for the
dvlwears_prada community ABC challenge prompt of 'Juicy'.
The manager of Smith and Wollensky had been calling incessantly. He'd even sent over a complimentary steak, which Miranda had responded to with, "Why would I want that?" Andrea didn't know what to tell the poor man.
Miranda had called her into her study one night when she was delivering The Book, and handed her a paper covered in dietary restrictions.
“My doctor insists that I’ll have a heart attack if I don’t change what I eat,” Miranda told her bitterly. “I trust that you won’t breathe a word of this to anyone?”
“Of course not, Miranda,” she answered, confused.
“It makes me sound old,” Miranda said angrily. “The media cannot hear about this. Irv cannot hear about this.”
Per Miranda’s request, the following week brought lunches of fruits, vegetables, and other things that normally she would never have bothered with. While watching Miranda eat juicy, dripping strawberries was possibly the hottest thing Andrea had ever seen, the awful mood that followed these sorts of meals made it not worth it.
So Andrea started researching, and two hours later, had a whole menu full of options put together. She tucked it inside The Book that night. The next day she found it in an envelope, lying on her keyboard. Multiple items were circled, and one was highlighted in green and underlined.
Miranda never said a word about it, but the look of pleasure on her face as she ate lunch was thanks enough. Even if Andrea did miss the strawberries.