I know you are the best, Jackie! You are my best cat-friend. (The little twerp here doesn't count. He is my little brother, and I love him but he is usually a real pain in the tail.)
You are a very good poet! My human said these were haikus. I never knew a cat that could write haikus before! You are a very impressive cat, Jackie!
Make sure the other cats know you are the best. A pointed rrrrowwwrrrrr backed up by a couple of good swats should do it. The little twerp Friday knows I am the best cat in this house. I used to beat him at wrestling all the time when I was younger. (I would sit on him and hold him down until he cried to be let go!) Now I will be 14 next month, and it is beneath my dignity to wrestle -- but he still knows who is the boss around here, especially at breakfast and dinner time. I eat first, and I let him share the bowl when I am good and ready
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You are a very good poet! My human said these were haikus. I never knew a cat that could write haikus before! You are a very impressive cat, Jackie!
Make sure the other cats know you are the best. A pointed rrrrowwwrrrrr backed up by a couple of good swats should do it. The little twerp Friday knows I am the best cat in this house. I used to beat him at wrestling all the time when I was younger. (I would sit on him and hold him down until he cried to be let go!) Now I will be 14 next month, and it is beneath my dignity to wrestle -- but he still knows who is the boss around here, especially at breakfast and dinner time. I eat first, and I let him share the bowl when I am good and ready ( ... )
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