"If at this moment someone were to ask, 'what are you doing,' you might reply, 'I am reading,' and thereby acknowledge that reading is...something you do."

Well I almost died today. Not the first time. Someone is really looking out for me. Now that near-death experience I was speaking of earlier involved riding in a car with Amanda driving. I love Amanda, she is one of my favorite people, but she is probably one of the worst drivers I know. It is because she feels she has to multi-task while driving. ( Read more... )

We are a society that thrives on entertainment and things that are interesting, so let me just pull out a couple of interesting facts from the storage (aka my brain) to entertain you all ( Read more... )

I realized that I update a lot...

I was thinking of what I could say: how I could give an exciting report on how my break transgressed and about my apprehension on returning to school tomorrow...Now, I just don't really feel like doing so. Just know that I enjoyed my break immensely and hope that I will be able to fall asleep before three in the morning...that is all.

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

-Mitch Hedberg

I should probably go to bed 2006 because I am suppposed to get up early in the morning.

What a fun night, I don't think that I have laughed that much in a while ( Read more... )

So Eddie Izzard is, in fact, my new favorite stand-up comedian...Yes, definitely.

I want a Hippopotomous for Christmas.....?!?!

Yay! Today is one of the best/worst days of the year!!

Why?

The best....because I get to eat a lot of Christmas cookies.

The worst....because I get to eat a lot of Christmas cookies.

Ah, the good ole double-standard of things. I still love this day of the year when my mom and her friends all get together and make a delicious assortment of great