god forbid right?
this is a 3rd party opinion of some things i have been hearing about yesterday/lately. IF you are going to be offended dont read it. Im not trying to offend anybody. I just need to get my thoughts out. like a truth injection. My best quality is my honesty :)
Sometimes i think about the inanity around me and think i didnt come out so bad after all. Its annoying to feel logic when you are surrounded by stupidity. One of my friends is going down to FL, this guy is broke by the way. Why the hell are you going to FL? To see my gf. You have a gf? OH REALLY? she lives in florida i've never met her but this is my girlfriend. This trip down to florida is going to be our first date. But shes my girlfriend, really. I cant help the way i feel. I crave her but thats because i never hang out with anyone and i sit at home all day and dont try to meet people. Uh huh. Because.... lets face it those long distance online relationships with people i dont know.. those are always worth it.. and yeah, i can afford it. /vent
lets move on. I get a drunk dial at prolly like 2 in the morning. My friend is talking about how he likes some girl that has said all of 3 words to her and she doesnt want him for one reason or another. If shes not going to bother with you and you really dont know her that well. Id forget it. Because chemistry is all about 2 people. Not how you think they are based on 3rd party opinions. Trust me I liked a guy i knew from afar and that i said all of 3 words to in real life got to know him and was pretty well tramautized because every bad thing that is hinted at.. oh it exists and it exists 10 fold to what you think it does. She says she isnt your type but she has the nerve not to try to talk to you anyways. That means shes a bitch. That means that high school is over and you move the fuck on /vent
So i ask someone whats the appeal? Blah blah blah... no not that really. I just havent had a girlfriend in soooo long. im SOOOOO lonely. I just really need someone. Settling is for ilya. But then again how many times a day do i think about getting back with him back to total security and love in a relationship. But then again its not because he totally molested half my friends which is 80% of the reason he doesnt have a chance in hell at getting me back. That and the fact hes slept with what 7 girls? some girls he met in a day and screwed them and then he told me about it. OKAY. But anyways. When i ask you why you want someone and thats your reason. WANTING A SPECIFIC PERSON! NO NO NO you need to write an essay on what they do for you. OK? okbye /vent
Last night i get a flustered IM from the husband. Where is ******???? Oh they went go to watch tv. THEY NEVER LEFT ME THAT SUDDENLY BEFORE. I WAS WORRIED?!?!!?!?!? OMG YOUR WIFE IS MIA ONLINE OMG LOLZ BBQ... This is where spare me mode is engaged. I mean you do not go down your buddy list looking for someone who has gone away suddenly like you would go down your cell phone if your friend has mysteriously disappeared to an ambigious location in real life and not been home all day and you cant find out where she is anywhere. thats different. Oh and then the wife tells me she wants to see me but TOO BAD we cant meet up with the husband, because lets face it seeing me is only settling because shes bored as fuck and she cant see the husband so I GUESS she has to see her FRIENDS OF LIKE 10 YEARS right??? /vent
Lets go pimp around and BEG another girl to be with him and then she says NO your a fuckhead so hes like ohhh lets go for that OTHER girl because i just got served so im going to go for someone else because either way im getting laid right? AND then its really omg RELATIONSHIP IM SO HAPPY BEING THE ONLY ONE!!!! But thinking about the way he decided that deserves a REAL bitching and i hope you did that./ vent
Lets hook up and decide its not going to work really really randomly and make trying to date each other become as difficult as organzing a 3 ring circius. Lets get along really well and have all sorts of hard work and time and getting to know each other devoloped with our relationship so it works out a little better htan the usual BULLSHIT everyone is used to. But you know you never really want to go anywhere but da room (aka love shack) and he want her to stay the night on the first real date becuase lets face it he doesnt really want to go anywhere anyways. Well its a project. Its fucking building the eiffel tower trying to get anywhere. And he realizes he doesnt want a relationship after all. But he really needed that hooking up. Its not unusual to get served the next day but that THAT was extreme. So you ignore each other for a while. Whats the point of being friends when logic is like fucking painting the mona lisa. Or in my case waiting forever for the paint to dry and then painting over with something completely ridiculous and what comes out of it wasnt really worth those 3 months you spent painting it. So its like okkkk MOVEEE ONNN. Talking begins again. This time without hope or logic just...because domestication is easier with time. Stuff happens and you kiss someone else and alcohol happens so he hears about it. He says hes jealous and he doenst feel special anymore. HE called it off to begin with. Lets preach fidelity on your part so i can hook up and like other girls but wait.. hooking upis like pitching a circuis tent. And its caught of course and the logic is construed and just learn to fuck yourself. No he takes it back. Hes relieved.
he doesnt feel like such a jackass anymore
because the girl likes too many guys
insinuating she wants a realtionship with drunken hookup
bitch PLEASE.../vent
in other news i took my break with eric. We go to dangelos and whatnot. So he can get food and we can scare the people who are trying to upsell us and i insinuate that this is actually a drug ring and it was much fun. And then he goes into the movie theatre parking lot (its right near work but its odd) why are we going in the movie theatre parking lot eric. Because i want to go to the movies of course. ????? i dont get it. Then he pulls into the parking lot accross the street from the movies.
why are we in ambigious parking lot eric?
Oh, i wanted to make out
*pause*... okay (im obviously uneasy because hes being obvious about it and this IS eric... and its like hmmmm HMMM why does he randomly want me?)_
oh i was just kidding. theres no parking in the regular parking lot so im not going to try.
hardy har har
i was sadly disappointed
lets go gadget no ass
Lets also comment that i've been reading way too much on the ricedoutyugo/bantown/sayoldbeanhaveyouseenmyass i mean hat epidemic. Im just trying to get it. And i just dont. I love this game though. Its the best LJ community i've seen in ages
and then i read a random article on the bird flu and it fucking freaked me out. So basically this is from a bunch of people eating chicken. So dont eat chicken right? Apparently these people want to take that chance? Its die or eat chicken. or spread a worldwide pandemic. I dont really care to be quarantined for 3 months. Just like AIDS started from someone fucking a gorrilla. No im not joking
you just wish i was
and i had some fucking weird dreams last night
/life
Sometimes i think about the inanity around me and think i didnt come out so bad after all. Its annoying to feel logic when you are surrounded by stupidity. One of my friends is going down to FL, this guy is broke by the way. Why the hell are you going to FL? To see my gf. You have a gf? OH REALLY? she lives in florida i've never met her but this is my girlfriend. This trip down to florida is going to be our first date. But shes my girlfriend, really. I cant help the way i feel. I crave her but thats because i never hang out with anyone and i sit at home all day and dont try to meet people. Uh huh. Because.... lets face it those long distance online relationships with people i dont know.. those are always worth it.. and yeah, i can afford it. /vent
lets move on. I get a drunk dial at prolly like 2 in the morning. My friend is talking about how he likes some girl that has said all of 3 words to her and she doesnt want him for one reason or another. If shes not going to bother with you and you really dont know her that well. Id forget it. Because chemistry is all about 2 people. Not how you think they are based on 3rd party opinions. Trust me I liked a guy i knew from afar and that i said all of 3 words to in real life got to know him and was pretty well tramautized because every bad thing that is hinted at.. oh it exists and it exists 10 fold to what you think it does. She says she isnt your type but she has the nerve not to try to talk to you anyways. That means shes a bitch. That means that high school is over and you move the fuck on /vent
So i ask someone whats the appeal? Blah blah blah... no not that really. I just havent had a girlfriend in soooo long. im SOOOOO lonely. I just really need someone. Settling is for ilya. But then again how many times a day do i think about getting back with him back to total security and love in a relationship. But then again its not because he totally molested half my friends which is 80% of the reason he doesnt have a chance in hell at getting me back. That and the fact hes slept with what 7 girls? some girls he met in a day and screwed them and then he told me about it. OKAY. But anyways. When i ask you why you want someone and thats your reason. WANTING A SPECIFIC PERSON! NO NO NO you need to write an essay on what they do for you. OK? okbye /vent
Last night i get a flustered IM from the husband. Where is ******???? Oh they went go to watch tv. THEY NEVER LEFT ME THAT SUDDENLY BEFORE. I WAS WORRIED?!?!!?!?!? OMG YOUR WIFE IS MIA ONLINE OMG LOLZ BBQ... This is where spare me mode is engaged. I mean you do not go down your buddy list looking for someone who has gone away suddenly like you would go down your cell phone if your friend has mysteriously disappeared to an ambigious location in real life and not been home all day and you cant find out where she is anywhere. thats different. Oh and then the wife tells me she wants to see me but TOO BAD we cant meet up with the husband, because lets face it seeing me is only settling because shes bored as fuck and she cant see the husband so I GUESS she has to see her FRIENDS OF LIKE 10 YEARS right??? /vent
Lets go pimp around and BEG another girl to be with him and then she says NO your a fuckhead so hes like ohhh lets go for that OTHER girl because i just got served so im going to go for someone else because either way im getting laid right? AND then its really omg RELATIONSHIP IM SO HAPPY BEING THE ONLY ONE!!!! But thinking about the way he decided that deserves a REAL bitching and i hope you did that./ vent
Lets hook up and decide its not going to work really really randomly and make trying to date each other become as difficult as organzing a 3 ring circius. Lets get along really well and have all sorts of hard work and time and getting to know each other devoloped with our relationship so it works out a little better htan the usual BULLSHIT everyone is used to. But you know you never really want to go anywhere but da room (aka love shack) and he want her to stay the night on the first real date becuase lets face it he doesnt really want to go anywhere anyways. Well its a project. Its fucking building the eiffel tower trying to get anywhere. And he realizes he doesnt want a relationship after all. But he really needed that hooking up. Its not unusual to get served the next day but that THAT was extreme. So you ignore each other for a while. Whats the point of being friends when logic is like fucking painting the mona lisa. Or in my case waiting forever for the paint to dry and then painting over with something completely ridiculous and what comes out of it wasnt really worth those 3 months you spent painting it. So its like okkkk MOVEEE ONNN. Talking begins again. This time without hope or logic just...because domestication is easier with time. Stuff happens and you kiss someone else and alcohol happens so he hears about it. He says hes jealous and he doenst feel special anymore. HE called it off to begin with. Lets preach fidelity on your part so i can hook up and like other girls but wait.. hooking upis like pitching a circuis tent. And its caught of course and the logic is construed and just learn to fuck yourself. No he takes it back. Hes relieved.
he doesnt feel like such a jackass anymore
because the girl likes too many guys
insinuating she wants a realtionship with drunken hookup
bitch PLEASE.../vent
in other news i took my break with eric. We go to dangelos and whatnot. So he can get food and we can scare the people who are trying to upsell us and i insinuate that this is actually a drug ring and it was much fun. And then he goes into the movie theatre parking lot (its right near work but its odd) why are we going in the movie theatre parking lot eric. Because i want to go to the movies of course. ????? i dont get it. Then he pulls into the parking lot accross the street from the movies.
why are we in ambigious parking lot eric?
Oh, i wanted to make out
*pause*... okay (im obviously uneasy because hes being obvious about it and this IS eric... and its like hmmmm HMMM why does he randomly want me?)_
oh i was just kidding. theres no parking in the regular parking lot so im not going to try.
hardy har har
i was sadly disappointed
lets go gadget no ass
Lets also comment that i've been reading way too much on the ricedoutyugo/bantown/sayoldbeanhaveyouseenmyass i mean hat epidemic. Im just trying to get it. And i just dont. I love this game though. Its the best LJ community i've seen in ages
and then i read a random article on the bird flu and it fucking freaked me out. So basically this is from a bunch of people eating chicken. So dont eat chicken right? Apparently these people want to take that chance? Its die or eat chicken. or spread a worldwide pandemic. I dont really care to be quarantined for 3 months. Just like AIDS started from someone fucking a gorrilla. No im not joking
you just wish i was
and i had some fucking weird dreams last night
/life