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[jacklikesrum]

Well, that was interesting. Next time I take a nap, I’ll make sure I wake up within the next week. Assuming the scenario doesn’t involve rum. I might make an exception in the form of being earlier if there was rum. And only if there was rum! Speaking of my rum…

It’s gone again! Why is it always the rum that’s gone? Or the hat. The hat does it too.

Comments

[lasttimelord]

Why hullo there, Captain Jack. I must say, out of all the Captain Jacks I know, I was expecting a different one. But welcome back, then!

And rum sounds good, actually. Rum and bananas, always a nice little treat.

[jacklikesrum]

And which one is that? Can't say I know of any other Captain Jacks!

Bananas, you say? Might have to try that sometime...

[lasttimelord]

Well! I had a friend named Captain Jack. Captain Jack Harkness to be exact. Very nice man, even if he wouldn't stop flirting ever and the whole immortality bit...but somehow I think you two would get along.

Oh yes! You really should. Fry up some bananas in oil and dose them with rum. Very excellent, sort of tangy and sweet.

[jacklikesrum]

Hmm... You don't say? That's very interesting... Well, as long as he doesn't show up here, I can't complain, mate! Wouldn't want the added confusion, would we? There can only be one Captain Jack!

Ah, but what if you fried them in rum then dosed them in more rum? Twice the added flavour!

[goggles_win]

They give you rum? Damn it they still haven't given me any booze! I asked ages ago!

Captain huh? At least you got to get out of here for a bit.

[jacklikesrum]

Actually, it came with me last time. Not so lucky this time, it seems... Unless you count being lucky as having no means of getting drunk from a certain beverage, that of which I'm sure you can assume to be rum? Savvy?

[goggles_win]

That was damn lucky. Shame it didn't happen again.
Never a huge rum fan myself, but hell, I think I'd drink anything right now if someone offered it.

I'm Matt by the way, seems I wasn't around before you left.

[jacklikesrum]

Ah, but did I ever imply I was offering it? That's the real question you should be asking.

Captain Jack Sparrow. A pleasure to meet you, mate.

[twilightshero]

JACK! They pulled you here too?!

[jacklikesrum]

Hmm... Sorry, mate. I'm afraid I don't remember you. Have I threatened you once before?

[twilightshero]

Huh!? You don't remember me? Maybe you're from before we met...!

[jacklikesrum]

And just when exactly did we meet? I'm curious to know.

[turkonfire]

Rum?

[jacklikesrum]

Oh, yes, mate. Three barrels full last time. Those buggers didn't see fit to give me some this time, though...

[takion]

Captain Sparrow, a pleasure to see you again! How was your little vacation away from all of us?

[jacklikesrum]

I'm sure it must've been excellent, mate. That is, assuming I remembered any of it, which I seem not to at the moment. Shame about that, wouldn't you say?