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[jackmanhugh]

It usually happens around two o'clock in the morning and does so frequently that if I turn in at midnight, I can expect to find myself wide awake in the neighbourhood of two hours, whether or not I hear something on the baby monitor. My daughter has the very unfortunate affliction of insomnia, so nine out of ten nights she likes to lie awake and

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[sabullock]

My God, that glow worm you have there is adorable. I hope you know that despite the pink bag, you seem just as masculine as ever. Think of it as a way of contrasting your own masculinity. Weekly resolutions are certainly a better idea than yearly ones, more likely to keep up with them I think.

[jackmanhugh]

Isn't she just? I'm pleased that she's adopted for that very reason. Who knows what she'd have looked like had we had her naturally. Probably gorgeous though, since they say that when two ugly people have babies, they're usually unbelievably attractive. I don't know, I heard before that carting around babies is a lot like walking a puppy: women seem to think it makes a man irresistable, but I don't know. I'll never keep up with these, I know myself too well. I make them because I like the idea of keeping them, I just never actually do so.

[sabullock]

She's be a little too foxy and then all the boys would chase her and you'd be one worried daddy? How the hell do you get off calling you or your wife ugly? Now that's plain ridiculous. Babies do have that effect on most women. You should try doing so just to kick things up for once and see if you like that even more than the idea.

[jackmanhugh]

Haha, she's going to be foxy, all right, but there will be absolutely no boys. Not ever. She can date the day that I die and I have decided to live forever. Ahaha, I didn't mean it all like that, I just mean that we're very unattractive in relation to our pretty babies. I don't know. I don't think I could slow down on the cigarettes.

[anna_paquin]

Oscar is seriously the cutest kid ever.

Sob X-Back. I'm actually surprised there hadn't been an X-Men parody of that sooner.

[jackmanhugh]

Ava's pretty cute, herself, although she's not old enough to be the sneaking, mischevious kind of cute he is. I don't know, I say they both get it from me.

I'm just wondering who this makes us all respectively. I would probably make a proper Ennis, which probably makes Famke Alma, though I suspect she would opt out. James is certainly Jack, which would make Famke Lureen. I don't know, you can be the Alma to my Ennis. I'm overanalyzing this for sure now, but Shawn can be that chatty girl that Anna Faris played.

[anna_paquin]

I love Ava's name so much. Best girl's name ever.

Yes, James and Famke can be Jack and Lureen, while you and I are Ennis and Alma. HAHAHAHAHAH SHAWN CAN BE THE CHATTY GIRL. I love you for that comment. I also found one where it's a bunch of footage of Jean and Logan with that `Scotty Doesn't Know` song from EuroTrip, which is pretty amusing. X-Men fans have way too much time on their hands, I swear.

[jackmanhugh]

I like it a lot, actually, and apparently so does Reese Witherspoon, although she had it in the first place.

I'm going to change my name in a minute to reflect this. I'm going to call you later and talk country into your phone. Ahahaha, well, he can be, his hair is about that big, isn't it. One of these days I am going to do a massive post about X-Men fan fiction reflecting some of the greater moments. Apparently you and I have much sexual chemistry.

[heatha_ledger]

That video won't work for me, I am probably grateful for that.

[jackmanhugh]

I've deduced that I'm probably supposed to be you, albeit and invariably less good-looking you. It's the music that makes it, really, James refused to make out with me for the sake of cinema.

[janssen]

Your entries read like a picture book. How charming.

[jackmanhugh]

Satan, I don't appreciate your sarcasm! Are you very upset you didn't get a mention?

[janssen]

Hiss and scratch. Absolutely not. The X-Back Mountain officially turned me off of you forever.

[jackmanhugh]

You realise you just insinuated that you were on me at all, which you've been so viciously denying. Caught you in a lie.

[marla_sokoloff]

I can't say anything beyond OMG THAT IS THE CUTEST GLOW WORM EVER.

[jackmanhugh]

Isn't she just? I think every parent things like that, but I swear to god, she should be on Gerber boxes and Pampers adverts.

[marla_sokoloff]

She really could. She's so precious.

[jackmanhugh]

I want her and Violet Affleck and Matilda Ledger to be best friends if they can be, because they're all the prettiest babies alive.