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[jackmanhugh]

I hate the word fat. It's nasty and it makes me think about people named Louie. When I was nine there was a Louie at my school who used to make me give him the money that I was allotted every week assuming I had done my chores and as an afterthought he would hit me in the nose with the heel of his palm and I'd spend all of recess in the bathroom

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[m_rodriguez]

That was a mightily suggestive cut tag.

[jackmanhugh]

Hahahajahsajasfa, I just wanted people to think about me sticking it in some guy named Ogre. Michelle, I have found something glorious.

[m_rodriguez]

Man I thought of you earlier when I saw those pictures of Pete Doherty shooting that girl up while she was unconscious. Then I listened to that song you sent me a few more times. HAHA THAT IS A VERY SMALL SPEEDO.

[jackmanhugh]

I was going to text you about it but it was very early in the morning and I am crying from laughing so hard, can we please crash a Pete party and I can pretend I'm passed out, this is my life aspiration. HAHAHA SADLY THERE WASN'T REALLY A GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT, EITHER, I WAS JUST LIKE HI, NO NEED TO ALLOW THE BOYS TO BREATHE.

[k_richardson]

Mmm, tattoos.

[jackmanhugh]

They are sexy, aren't they? I mean, even if it looks like the memory of an Unfortunate Pen Accident, I still pretend it's just as bad ass as a full back piece or something. Have you any?

[k_richardson]

I forgot that I hadn't properly replied to this :-[

Basically tattoos for me are like a map of where to trace my tongue. Anyway, yes I have one. Japanese kanji for music and pleasure on my hip.

[mischabarton]

needles make me think of heroin, which makes me thing of coke, which makes me think of my sad and pathetic career playing a drunk, coke snorting princess. god, my life is so cool, isn't it?

[jackmanhugh]

Heroin is invariably worse than coke, though, because coke's the quasi-approved-of Hollywood diet, but heroin's just skanky and it makes your arms a mess. Are you kidding me, you have my dream job. Let's trade.

[mischabarton]

Of course it's Hollywood approved. People just like it because it makes them numb to the fact that agents are stealing all their money. You want my job? DO you really think you'll look good in a mini-skirt? And no offense, I'm not sure I would look hot in all the Wolverine hair.

[jackmanhugh]

Someone told me once that Sophia Bush was in the bathroom of a Walgreens making herself throw up and maybe they should too and hahaha, what is it with Hollywood, where have all the normal looking people gone. I look fantastic in anything, and it occurs to me that I've been in your skirt, or at least your figurative pants. You might look nice with claws.

[eva_mendes]

Gets a tattoo of your face on my ass.

[jackmanhugh]

That reminds me of when Steve-O got his ass pierced on Jackass. That would be an awfully ugly tattoo, I hope it's a picture of me making a face like this.

[eva_mendes]

Yes, and it'll be huge, and your hand will be on the edge of my ass. It will be grand.

[jackmanhugh]

You know what this means, don't you. When you go to beaches and things, you're going to have to wear one of those thong bikinis so you can show off your artwork. Me, I'm going to tattoo your face next to my dick, because I'm lewd like that, and if Janet Jackson can have Minnie Mouse sucking off Mickey next to her crotch, I can have your face next to mine.

[amelia__warner]

I wish I had something better to say. I've read this twice now. Does that make Naomi Jack Twist?

[jackmanhugh]

Hahaha, I hate this so much. At first I sort of liked it because I didn't pathologically lie about anything in it even once, but I think I'm going to pull a My Friend Amelia and private private private. I guess it does. She said to me earlier, I am Jake Gyllenhaal, come over and it was very alluring.