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Character: Kaito Kuroba/Kaitou Kid
Series: Magic Kaito/Detective Conan
Character Age: 17
Canon: Welcome to the world of Detective Conan, a universe where everyone and their mother is a detective, those who aren't are either criminals or suspects, and deadly criminal organizations are a dime a dozen. Meet Kaitou Kid, Japan's greatest jewel thief, a phantom who announces his targets before stealing them with stunning displays of magic. With fans from across the country, he charms audiences with his daring stunts, suave demeanor, and gentlemanly persona. His ultimate goal? Find and the destroy the mystical Pandora-- a gemstone fabled to grant the holder immortality.
And now, meet the actor behind the charming gentleman thief the world knows and loves, Kaito Kuroba, a teenage boy who couldn't be any more different than the thief he portrays. He's your typical bored intellectual, a smart kid who finds his surroundings far too mundane for his own liking and tries his best to spice them up with a little... magic. With a class clown reputation and an arsenal of magic tricks up his sleeves to back him up, he spends his days in school playing practical jokes on his classmates, charming his teachers, and occasionally sneaking his way into the girls' locker room for a perverted little peek. He's quirky, energetic, sarcastic, occasionally grumpy and egotistical, but his heart is in the right place and he really does try his hardest to make others smile when he can. Other than constantly avoiding killer mops wielded by his best friend and love potions slipped into his lunch by a very creepy witch, his life as a teenage magician is pretty normal. Except for the whole phantom thief thing, of course.
Sample Post:
Heh heh--! This Director-san doesn't have the first idea what she's getting herself into, does she? Challenging the world's greatest magician to perform for the "dead, dreary, and all-around distasteful" population of her camp, and then telling him she didn't think he could do it? That just screams challenge, and since when have I ever turned down a challenge? Though I gotta admit... yeesh. Describing the people at her camp as dead and distasteful is preeeetty harsh. She can't be pulling in new customers with that kinda language. 'S just not good advertising. Maybe I should give her a few pointers when I'm done blowing her oh-so-dreary audience away, heh. It doesn't matter how lively or un-lively she says they may be! Kaito Kuroba can capture the hearts of any spectator, guaranteed! Except maybe that of a few detectives, but 'm pretty sure someone murdered their imaginations, so they don't really count.
Seems like the good Director-san is already trying to sabotage my performance, though. When her letter promised to provide me with a backstage assistant, I had kinda... y'know. Imagined someone a bit more human. Maybe a cute brunette in a cute short skirt, with nice legs and white panties-- not a hairy purple gorilla in a red dress. Oi oi, don't get me wrong, she's cute in her own way! Sorta. She's just not exactly what I had in mind! Can't really tell her that, though. Not with those muscles. Knowing my luck with women, she's probably the violent type, and I don't wanna risk being choked to death right before a show. Besides, if I let the Director's attempts at ruining the performance actually work, what kinda magician would I be? Keh, nice try, Director-san, but Kaito Kuroba's definitely gonna have the last laugh~
All right! Cards up my sleeves, doves in my back pockets, roses in hand for anything charming ladies I might meet! Prepare to be amazed, Director-san, for you're about to find out that this magician will gladly win over your audience of--
-- zombies?! Really? C'mon, this is the dumbest prank I've ever seen! I appreciate practical jokes as much as the next guy, but you've gotta be kidding me! What kinda bizarre sense of humor does this Director have, anyway? Geez... I feel like she's trying to set me up for a scene in a late night rerun of a B-rated horror movie, and not even a very funny one at that. Gotta give her props on the costumes, though. They're pretty realistic. If I didn't know any better, I'd think they really were zombies. Heh, nice try again, Director-san! But it'll take more than that to deter me.
Even if they do look pretty hungry. And even if that one is waving an--is that blood?--axe. ... y'know, judging by the way this "dead, dreary, and all-around distasteful" audience is trying to storm stage right, I think maybe I should just exit stage left.
Voting occurred here, 100% geebus
Series: Magic Kaito/Detective Conan
Character Age: 17
Canon: Welcome to the world of Detective Conan, a universe where everyone and their mother is a detective, those who aren't are either criminals or suspects, and deadly criminal organizations are a dime a dozen. Meet Kaitou Kid, Japan's greatest jewel thief, a phantom who announces his targets before stealing them with stunning displays of magic. With fans from across the country, he charms audiences with his daring stunts, suave demeanor, and gentlemanly persona. His ultimate goal? Find and the destroy the mystical Pandora-- a gemstone fabled to grant the holder immortality.
And now, meet the actor behind the charming gentleman thief the world knows and loves, Kaito Kuroba, a teenage boy who couldn't be any more different than the thief he portrays. He's your typical bored intellectual, a smart kid who finds his surroundings far too mundane for his own liking and tries his best to spice them up with a little... magic. With a class clown reputation and an arsenal of magic tricks up his sleeves to back him up, he spends his days in school playing practical jokes on his classmates, charming his teachers, and occasionally sneaking his way into the girls' locker room for a perverted little peek. He's quirky, energetic, sarcastic, occasionally grumpy and egotistical, but his heart is in the right place and he really does try his hardest to make others smile when he can. Other than constantly avoiding killer mops wielded by his best friend and love potions slipped into his lunch by a very creepy witch, his life as a teenage magician is pretty normal. Except for the whole phantom thief thing, of course.
Sample Post:
Heh heh--! This Director-san doesn't have the first idea what she's getting herself into, does she? Challenging the world's greatest magician to perform for the "dead, dreary, and all-around distasteful" population of her camp, and then telling him she didn't think he could do it? That just screams challenge, and since when have I ever turned down a challenge? Though I gotta admit... yeesh. Describing the people at her camp as dead and distasteful is preeeetty harsh. She can't be pulling in new customers with that kinda language. 'S just not good advertising. Maybe I should give her a few pointers when I'm done blowing her oh-so-dreary audience away, heh. It doesn't matter how lively or un-lively she says they may be! Kaito Kuroba can capture the hearts of any spectator, guaranteed! Except maybe that of a few detectives, but 'm pretty sure someone murdered their imaginations, so they don't really count.
Seems like the good Director-san is already trying to sabotage my performance, though. When her letter promised to provide me with a backstage assistant, I had kinda... y'know. Imagined someone a bit more human. Maybe a cute brunette in a cute short skirt, with nice legs and white panties-- not a hairy purple gorilla in a red dress. Oi oi, don't get me wrong, she's cute in her own way! Sorta. She's just not exactly what I had in mind! Can't really tell her that, though. Not with those muscles. Knowing my luck with women, she's probably the violent type, and I don't wanna risk being choked to death right before a show. Besides, if I let the Director's attempts at ruining the performance actually work, what kinda magician would I be? Keh, nice try, Director-san, but Kaito Kuroba's definitely gonna have the last laugh~
All right! Cards up my sleeves, doves in my back pockets, roses in hand for anything charming ladies I might meet! Prepare to be amazed, Director-san, for you're about to find out that this magician will gladly win over your audience of--
-- zombies?! Really? C'mon, this is the dumbest prank I've ever seen! I appreciate practical jokes as much as the next guy, but you've gotta be kidding me! What kinda bizarre sense of humor does this Director have, anyway? Geez... I feel like she's trying to set me up for a scene in a late night rerun of a B-rated horror movie, and not even a very funny one at that. Gotta give her props on the costumes, though. They're pretty realistic. If I didn't know any better, I'd think they really were zombies. Heh, nice try again, Director-san! But it'll take more than that to deter me.
Even if they do look pretty hungry. And even if that one is waving an--is that blood?--axe. ... y'know, judging by the way this "dead, dreary, and all-around distasteful" audience is trying to storm stage right, I think maybe I should just exit stage left.
Voting occurred here, 100% geebus