Out of the way in a Hades kind of way...

[jackofswords]

Man... tonight was the perfect personification of what hell would be for me. Hundreds upon hundreds of middle school students asking me, nay, forcing me to change their damn tickets for another movie. Oh, the horror

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[caremareharmony]

Guest Service + Kids + Refunds = HELL!!!

What if the Dan's Fan is a family own business pasted down generations from when the original Dan came from Ireland looking for freedom in the land of the free. Dan was having a difficult time making money, but managed to start making money by making fans!

Girls are not as complicated as you think, I'll help you out if you have any questions...

[jackofswords]

Hmm... well I was thinking more along the lines of Dan's Fan City being a front for the mob to sell cocaine and illegal firearms... but Ireland is cool too =)

And it's not necessarily the girls themselves that are complicated, but the way they act in combination with me is just so odd that I can't help but wonder what the hell is going on.

[jackofswords]

But in any case, I still wouldn't mine asking questions... but definitely not on my livejournal. Do you have an e-mail address or something?

[caremareharmony]

puffbaby84@aol.com

[dansmyth]

actually i went inside there one time and he told me to leave if i wasn't going to buy anything. the asshole. (i'm guessing it was this mysterious dan that was sitting there watching the fans)

[rottenlyvintage]

I absolutely love your posts! So randomly amusing and yet so meaningful...

[sithkitten]

This is what our teachers have been warning us about since kindergarten: life. It was a loving way of getting the best of us.

By the way, I have no clue who you are. I just stumbled upon your journal in a search. Just though you ought to know.

[jackofswords]

Hah well... I suppose I wouldn't put this journal up on the internet for no one to read, so keep on if you wish =)

As an aside, I'm curious as to what your search was that found my journal. Not many outside of my friends really find it... and I usually tell them where to look.

[sithkitten]

My cousin is into swords, so I searched for a username that involved swords. And you popped up.

[jackofswords]

Wow... that is so cool. Excuse me if I revel in how awesome my handle is B)