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jackpankake

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May 03, 2005 17:00

YO, i have run out of things to say. I wrote an awesome biblioteca sermon. I'm playing a softball game tonight. I love brit-well everybody already knew that. I've got a pun. Somebody is wearing a shirt of the country of Hungary on their stomach and somebody else points at it and says "hey, it's hungry" Get it- they point at your stomach. I'm ( Read more... )

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spazticretard01 May 5 2005, 05:02:37 UTC

lol great pun jack!
p.s. i didnt know u played softball?

jackpankake May 6 2005, 00:59:00 UTC

well, i never did before. I played baseball for 8 years, football for 8 years, basketball for 7 years, and i have farted my entire life. Well, actually, i didn't start until the age of 11, but don't tell anybody. Yeah, i quite all my sports this year- they wasted valuable time i couldve been spending with brit (t). I play softball with Hank (stepdad) and you have to be 18 to play, but i'm 16, but they can't stop me cuz i'm STOMPY PANKAKE. Everyone else on the team is over 41 and a half

spazticretard01 May 6 2005, 01:55:46 UTC

lol whats it like being on an...er...elderly team?

jackpankake May 8 2005, 04:25:08 UTC

it's really gay- not literally. But they all look really old and act really old and smell really old and i don't and i feel like a victim of prejedism. They feel obligated to tell me 'good job' just because i'm little even though i could outrun everybody on the team by a mile and straight up out compete every one of them. I can catch better, hit better, throw a hell of a lot better, and run faster but yet i'm looked down upon because of my age. And because i'm canadian- They can smell the canadian on me and THEY DON"T LIKE IT.