Happy new Year, then!

[jackprank]

For some reason, my Aunt Maria thought it would be really funny to buy me a frilly, pink apron for Christmas. All because I asked my mom if I could help cook Christmas dinner!

See, the reason is, my mum always makes this cranberry jelly stuff that tastes horrid. It's the stickiest stuff I've EVER run into though! Like a Permanent Sticking Charm,

Comments

[thequeensauror]

You MUST hook me up with a copy of this picture.

[jackprank]

So it can end up pinned up to our Dorm room door? No way!

[thequeensauror]

Hell Yeah! What's the fun of it when I can't blackmail you?!

Besides, I know you have enough stuff to blackmail me with...

[jackprank]

I think I'm going to Owl my mother and have her burn that photo...just in case!

[divinepatil]

ME TOO!!! I would love to see it!!!

[jackprank]

Crikey, good thing I left it at home! It's not that good, not really!

[deantheartist]

Enough of that false modesty, Sloper!

[divinepatil]

Oh stop I bet pink is your color.

[chadthewarrior]

My. You Gryffindors are certainly in touch with your feminine sides. I'd hate to see what goes on behind closed doors.

[thequeensauror]

If you think this is bad, you ought to see what we do to pictures of your mom.

[chadthewarrior]

Is that the line of attack you wish to proceed in, Castro? Attacking my mother instead of me? How Gryffindor.

[thequeensauror]

Dude. You think I'm being an ass.

I was being serious. You REALLY SHOULD see what we do to pictures of your mom.

I mean, we'd do them to pictures of you too...but you're just not pretty. At least not since your nose got broken...how does that feel anymore, by the way?

[kris_pinkstar]

You in a pink apron?! Oh Jack, I must see this picture.

[jackprank]

Never!!

I've just Owled my mum and told her to destroy it!!

[kris_pinkstar]

Aw Jack, you're no fun!