The Gay After Tomorrow: Where Will You Be...........

[jackpumpkinhead]

So last Frizday, me and Ben saw The Day After Tomorrow. A nice destruction/end of the world/global warming movie. It was enjoyable, the special effects were pretty cool. But today, I began to think about it, and started to realize, hey that movie made absolutely no fucking sense. Here are some reasons why

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[negativeoutlook]

a). You're supporting black music. Turn it off. The only acceptable solo black musician is either Bob Marley, or Jimi Hendrix.

b). You've obviously never seen a glacier move in a building hallway man, that shit is crazy fast. Around a centimeter per decade fast yo! And...hell I can't even say anything witty about the damn wolves. They speak for themselves.

[jackpumpkinhead]

First of all, dude, I was told to listen to Jay-Z Unplugged, cuz it has the Roots playing the background music, and don't show them no disrespect. I don't support black music, but that music was particularly pleasant. And as for the glaciers, hell I aint never seen a glacier, period. But I hope to, some day.

[negativeoutlook]

Glaciers are about as interesting as staring at your balls and waiting for a pube to grow back after you pull it out.

[diaryofapesimst]

rodion!
whoah, what!
you know plotkin!?

additionally, pube vigils are intense.