NPC Checkup - [Voice]

[jacksmishaps]

Don't worry about a thing, I'm a competent physiotherapist!

Now, lets start with removing that offending appendage from your leg. That foot-like thing with the strange digits on the end of it. It cuts off circulation! Brandishes Trepanning Tool

(ooc: Dr. Weatherbee Swann = Zoidberg + Voice)

Comments

[padawan_ahsoka]

...If you're talking about the appendage that I think you're talking about, won't that just cause his voice to raise in pitch?

[jacksmishaps]

Really? That's news to me.

I think I'm going to need a number 7 scalpel in order to prevent that while I return his extra leg to behind his nose.

[padawan_ahsoka]

...Won't that just cause him headaches in the future? Not that he doesn't already feel those thanks to my Master!

[jacksmishaps]

True. I could always start with the trepanning and leaches first though, to keep the bad blood from being drained into the bucket first!

[fedorafan]

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU QUACK! PICO HELP!

Beggars can't be choosers Noir...off with the legs.

HALP!

[jacksmishaps]

Don't worry, I'm a doctor!

/makes Zoidberg Whooping sounds as he reaches for the Retractors

[fedorafan]

PICO GIMME THE HOCKEY STICK! THE HOCKEY STICK I SAY!

Picky picky...here ya go.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT PART TOO IT'S MINT CONDITION NEVER BEEN USED! IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

[jacksmishaps]

Hmm, looks like local anesthesia is the way to go here. Nurse Kavorkian isn't here today so I'll have to prepare it. I prescribe two thousand CCs of Petrifying Eye.

/warms up petrifying attack

Relax, this'll be all over in a moment. Your anatomy'll be ready in a second!

[Audio]

[green_chosen]

*loud laughter is heard via D-Comm*

I really shouldn't laugh, but it's so funny! This guy doesn't seem that bright.

Re: [Audio]

[jacksmishaps]

What's so funny about a simple physical treatment anyhow? It's not like he'll be missing his third bladder anyhow.

Re: [Audio]

[green_chosen]

Uh...

Re: [Audio]

[jacksmishaps]

Now where did I put the number 9 ice cream scoop...