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[jackson_michael]

Dear friends,

I am only updating because my lawyer told me so.

Actually, all of them said so.

They told me I get to go to Burger King after court and get the Big Kids meal if I behave.

Thank God for Maculy. I knew he would come through for me. Love him!

I am now fielding all and any questions, so feel free to ask!

-Michael Jackson

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[tom_mesereau]

I have a question.

Why do you insist upon writing about me online? I know I'm sexy.