My birthday card is a Jack...

[jackspade]

So today's my birthday

Comments

[anti_cyclone]

If cabin pressure drops, snakes will drop from the overhead compartments. The snake will not inflate, but oxygen will be flowing. Please deal with your own snake, before assisting with the snakes of others. In the event of an emergency, snakes can be used as a flotation device. Thank you for flying with us.

Happy Motherf*ckin' Birthday!

(The Professor is meant to be doing things about your birthday present, but I'm not sure whether it's happening today.)

[palliddreamer]

Happy birthday, fcuker.

[kittenhead]

You need some snakes on your motherfuckin' birthday.