As of today...

[jackspade]

... I am now officially an old man.

Somebody hand me my cane.

Comments

[mrvelocipede]

Bah! We had much older old people when I was your age. (They walked uphill both ways in the snow, and we were grateful for them.)

Happy birthday, you disrespectful young whippersnapper!

[kittenhead]

What, poor wittle snookums has turned 30, has he? Guess I must be in the grave!

Happy Birthday. ;-)