He Doesn't Look a Thing Like Jesus

[jacobella41]

meh. not so sure about the end.
prematurely pushing the "post" button. oh well.

Title: He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dan/Blair
Rating:Harmless (I never know what to put here)
Words: 1,160 (the beast got away from me)
Authors Note: It’s the summer, we’ve got a hiatus and Dan’s words “I miss Blair hanging in the air

Comments

[hallokittie]

'I won't make you cry'

I hope you know you almost made me cry with that line. Oh the irony. This is beyond amazing. I'm off to read it again. And again. And probably again after that.

[jacobella41]

aw, thanks so much bb! :)

[holycitygirl]

I'm in love with this. Especially --->

For goodness sake Cabbage Patch, you can have her hard or you can have her hurt, which would you prefer?

Neither. Quite frankly.

Impossible. She’s a woman.

Word to your mother. Awesome.

The ending is perfection. Oh *hugs fic Dan*. He's just about the bees knees.

So glad you posted!

[jacobella41]

*iz dead happy now*
seriously, no more comments needed. i'm happy now.

[mocca_fix_gold]

Oh, I love this! The banter, the literary references, Dan's "Eureka!" moment and Blair thinking it sounds like love...So enjoyable, and so them if they ever happen on the show. Great job!

[jacobella41]

thanks so much for the kind words! and thanks for reading :)

[corleones]

Oh, darling. Ohohoh.

You know you have this inherent wit and charm that works really, really well with Dan and Blar snark. It's a perfect combination.

Therefore everything you write is so them. Because it's also you. Really- you were meant to write them.

She makes some snide remark about slipping into a full blown psychosis

Could it possibly be more perfect than this?

And it sounds like love to her.

You slay me.

[jacobella41]

*glomps*
you are a terrible sort, you know that. you are a horrid enabler. and just when i'm like, ok, that was fun. never again. your crazy ass says stuff like that and i'm all...nate's a mutual friend, beach party for end of summer, someone's made pimms....argh! you're wretched and lovely. and i ♥ you.

[lint138]

I kind of loved this. For the writing of course, I won't make you cry is bloody brilliant, but mainly I love the Dead Milkmen reference. For we all need to take walks to zipperhead. Good good stuff.

[jacobella41]

Let's go slam dance, we'll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me punk rock girl
yeah, i kind of f-love that song. thanks for reading and dropping the nice comment! :)
your icon is love.