Dude, the hitchhiker was made out of turnips!!! Is that like a carrot? No its not like a carrot

[jacowootenfleaz]

Dear sweet mother of God. I nerely forgot my password to live journal. That proves it. I have been away from my first love for far too long. Live journal is my schnooky pie, and I will always cherish it deep within the different layers of my malicious delicious heart. Right now I wish I had a bow for my hair.. just once I want to look like

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[petmybrownness]

Hahaha, and what a normal update. Yay for being back

[anonymous]

A bow of flame is no good. Then you would just have a charred scarred head that resembles a hot dog that you drop in the fire and then take out from the ashes the next day to chase all the little mexican girls around with. Think about it. Hollywood.
~Aaron

[stagequeen01]

i missed your updates. thanks for returning to us:)

[guitarplaya43]

Yay! Zach's back! That was a wonderful entry, as usual. Which sexy teacher was it? I wanna know. Call me some time on your cool new cell phone, Hollywood. I would love it.