A Monkey on a Motorcycle named Revenge >:-0

[jacowootenfleaz]

Hello everyone! How are you all doing on this fine Tuesday evening? Or.. probably Wednesday afternoon by the time you all get around to reading my random thoughts, desires, needs, and brilliant ideas. Brilliant ideas you ask? Yes, Mrs Poop for Eyes, brilliant ideas. For example, I have an invention in mind that if anyone tries to steal and

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[anonymous]

why don't you use your brain and sacrifice three mornings (one for each of the types of toastables) and figure out what setting you put it on to get right. Most toasters have a variable setting for whether you want it lightly toasted or Darkly [is that a word?] toasted and it is popped out accordingly. just a thought :-p p.s. i can loan you dumbo if you want for a while ;-)

[jacowootenfleaz]

my toaster does not have individual settings. its got a bagel setting and thats it. besides that its got these little bars that represent different "darknesses."...... but all these darkness levels take a different amount of time depending on whether its toast, or a bagel, or poptart, or english muffin, or toaster strudel, or ego waffle. and yeah im not gonna sit there for oh...3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18 mornings to test out the results for each. and i already own dumbo. i do not like it, i can never sit there and watch the whole thing.

[anonymous]

suit yourself. but i know you'd enjoy this dumbo.....

[jacowootenfleaz]

reveal yourself masked wanderer :-P