Cranky Kongs mystical fork with bread. No, make that margarine.

[jacowootenfleaz]

I have been neglecting my livejournalian responsibilities. For this, you have my apologies. My big saggy apologies. Tis said that the meek shall inherit the earth. I say, wait a second, wait a fucking second my good man. I believe that your statement is absolutely retarded and that you should go make me a sandwich for making me listen to it.

Comments

[asuddendisaster]

pfft, writing about messed up shit that happens is the best kind of writing or else it was just be bland. i think you should become a real life livejournalist again!! :) just a thought, anyways

[daynuh8]

I don't know if you realize this.. but I've been waiting at my mailbox for about a week now. I've been skipping class, missing meals, not showering, cobwebs collect as we speakkk. For what? if you have to ask... then nevermind.

[daynuh8]

and it's not an online mailorder playground.