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Once, long ago, Prince Xerxes of Persia ventured forth into unexplored territory. In this new land, he found a race of monkeys that would pick other monkeys butts, and then proceed to eat whatever happened to be in there. The monkeys all stopped the butt picking to stare at this bizarre looking foreigner. They all smiled at one another and pounced

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The correct ending was don't do hash to your face and inject your dick tip with pure heroin (product)...