You know that zombie-like state your body goes through after you sleep through a time period of which you are normally awake? This is what I am going through. I feel like someone took a steel toed boot to my stomach, spun me around 900 times, and gave some sort of mild tranquilizer. Perhaps a sheep tranquilizer. Or a dove tranquilizer. But here ( Read more... )

It's been so obvious. These are the happiest days of my life. It is a cruel joke knowing that it will have to end... things like this should never end.

i love her

I would like to thank some of my closest friends for always being able to make me laugh until i cry. It is the greatest feeling in the world and nothing.. except food, orgasms, copper wire, the sun, paper, and extension cords could possibly hope to beat laughing until you cry in an awesome contest. Although, without the sun we would just die. So ( Read more... )

Im going to blunt with you. Giggle giggle he said blunt. Updating in this god forsaken notebook of hellish fantasies and treacherous memories is the last thing I want to do right now. I envy my lazy cats that are just relaxing next to me at this moment. They don't have to update a livejournal. They dont have to sit in front of a computer screen ( Read more... )

You know you've been away from live journal too long when you forget your password. From my opening sentence you can assume that I did indeed forget my password, and that I went through an endless succession of different words that may or not be the one single word which I have designated to be my password. However, as you are reading this, you ( Read more... )

This isnt a true update. A true update would document the things that have recently happened in my life. This, in all seriousness, is a fake update. I am merely writing this because I promised my beautiful girlfriend that I would write in my Live Journal when I got home from work. So.. here it is. A kickass fake entry. Revel in it's glory. ( Read more... )

sOO i KNOW THIS ONE GIRL NAMED aMHY ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND SHE IS S HOT THAT IS FOR SURE . uMMMM Isk IDK I ealllllllllllllllllly love her. Spo anyway let me make myse;f cear. I am hanging tot ou wih he cast annnnnnd i love hwrerrrr

btw thisis amy annnnd zach and that rigrest pof camloet noooo school hosue rock ok brb

<3 ( Read more... )

sOO i KNOW THIS ONE GIRL NAMED aMHY ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND SHE IS S HOT THAT IS FOR SURE . uMMMM Isk IDK I ealllllllllllllllllly love her. Spo anyway let me make myse;f cear. I am hanging tot ou wih he cast annnnnnd i love hwrerrrr

btw thisis amy annnnd zach and that rigrest pof camloet noooo school hosue rock ok brb

<3 ( Read more... )

So I fell asleep on my couch at like 1:30 in the morning, woke up at 2:30 or so and headed up to bed. In my dizzy sleep state, I set my alarm clock. Happy Saturday morning Zachary ( Read more... )

Here is a list of some things I learned today ( Read more... )