Today was quite possibly one of the most unproductive days of my life. I literally did nothing at all. I didn't even bother putting my contacts in because I felt like being a dirty bitch scumbag. I watched a lot of music videos, slept, and played video games. But enough about me. How are you? Well thats wonderful, how is your dog? Is your dog ( Read more... )

It seems I am forced to update by a power greater than God almighty. And his name is Bob ( Read more... )

I tell ya man, a ton of fucking things have happened since I last updated. Wow, it's been a long, long time. I am one lazy bastard. Yes, I can finally admit it to myself.. I am a lazy little bastard ( Read more... )

Hmm what to say, what to say ( Read more... )

So, ok, it's like 9:42 in the morning right now. I am incredibly hungover. My head and stomach burn with the fury of 40 deranged foxes. The worst part about it... I have to act normal in front of the parents. My dad made a waffle... I had to eat the waffle. I did not want to eat the waffle. Waffle not good right now. Waffle bad. Very bad ( Read more... )

I apologize for waiting so long to type one of my wonderful little entrys.. I know you must have been in tears for days without my witty antics and sarcastic banter on everything that I fucking hate in the world. I cried too. And I bet I cried much harder than you ( Read more... )

Hey everyone! I have returned from the summerland known as Delaware, and I hope you are all as thrilled as I am. Unfortunately, I dont have many crazy ass stories to tell as I would have hoped. The vacation was very relaxed, with lots of reading, sleeping on the beach, swimming, and looking cool in sunglasses. Im not lying. I have pictures. I ( Read more... )

These last few days have been some of my favorite days ever. The summer was good until this week, then it just got fucking insane! Like, you have no idea. I could straight up tell you what we did last night, and you'd be like.... "no fucking way." In fact, I straight up told Mooch (Annette for all you losers who don't know who i'm talking about ( Read more... )

Today was a day to put most other days in my life to shame. Yes, you heard me. Ever have those days when so much hilarious shit happens, and you're like.. no way could this be real? Well, for me at least, that day came today. The most hilarious, testicle popping day in recent memory ( Read more... )

I just want to see you smile :-(