[Fic] Side effects
Title : [Fic] Side effects
Author : Jade
Rating : PG/crack (for stupidity lol~)
Pairing : Ohno Satoshi/Ninomiya Kazunari (with the special participation of Doctor Aiba)
Disclaimer : entirely a work fiction yo!
Wordcount: 1,125
Note : another unfinished fic I discovered a few minutes ago. Well, anyway.. hope you enjoy. AU~
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“Ouuuuccchhhh!” screamed Ohno, beads of sweat started running down his face. Nino immediately went over his boyfriend’s side, his face pale with worries. Ohno was still clutching his stomach, his face crumpled in pain. Nino was panicking.
“Fuck! This is why I told you not to shove anything you see in the fridge into your mouth, you little creep!” Nino snaps angrily, but somehow, his voice remained gentle at some point seeing Ohno twitch in obvious pain. It was true though. Both of them were busy with work and he genuinely forgot to buy some food before he left that morning and the idiot settled for that expired piece of cake before Nino was able to warn the older man.
“Kazuuuu!!!” Ohno screamed some more. “~it hurts so much.. I think I’m gonna die~” he added dramatically.
Nino had to do something before the idiot really does die this time. “Shut up!” he said, his voice cracking as he wounds his arms around the man’s waist and pulls him up, towing him slowly to the door. “Don’t you dare say that again, you twit! Die on me and I swear to God, I’m gonna kill you!”
Ohno whined some more, his body shaking uncontrollably.
= = = =
“Just a mild food poisoning..” Doctor Aiba announced, grinning and Nino was a bit worried that the doctor’s face might split in half with the way he smiles, it was creepy.. in a weird kind of way. “~just give him this medicines..” he said, handing Nino the meds. “~three times a day for three straight days..” Nino nodded.
“Can I take him home now? Will he be okay?” he asked. The doctor nodded surreptitiously and grins again. Nino cringed.
“He’ll be okay, don’t worry..” Doctor Aiba answered. “~but if he happened to feel some unusual pain, just take him back.. I’m not sure but I think the medicine will have some side effects.. but, let’s see..” the doctor’s words vaguely registered to Nino’s brain as he immediately went over to his Ohchan’s side and carefully assist him out of the doctor’s clinic.
A few hours later, Nino guided the older man to their bed gently.
“Promise me not to eat anything without asking me first, okay?” Nino whispered through Ohno’s ears. The latter nodded weakly before he leaned heavily against Nino’s body. “~I nearly lost you because of your stupidity, you idiot!” he added, but his voice were laced with undeniable warmth and relief.
“I love you Kazu..” Ohno whispered back before shutting his eyes close.
= = = = =
“Ouuuuuucccchhhhh!”
Nino didn’t even bother removing his shoes when he heard Ohno’s muffled cries. He went straight to the bedroom in time to see Ohno’s hands on his temple, his brows creased in pain.
“What is it this time?!” he asked, placing a hand over Ohno’s flushed cheeks.
Ohno looks up, his face apologetic. “M-my head hurts, Nino.. i-its throbbing..”
“Fuck it!” Nino cursed. He took the older man by the arms and started towing him outside the second time that day. “~must be the side effects..” he whispered to himself. “~come on baby.. we’re going back to the doctor..”
That was barely an hour ago and by the way he sees Ohno smile right now, his right hand waving back at him, it was as if nothing had happened. Nino washed his hands on his face when he saw the doctor pat his Ohchan’s head like a cute little puppy before coming right over to give him another set of medicines.
“That’s for the headache..” Doctor Aiba simply stated. Nino sighed deeply. “~let him drink that along with the medicine I gave you earlier.. three times a day, for three straight days..” the only thing Nino can do was nod.
“Let’s go Ohchan..”
= = = =
He was going to kill someone.
Nino was sure he was going to murder someone that goes by the name of Aiba Masaki because clearly, that doctor is fucking with him and with his Ohchan.
Just barely half an hour since they arrived, Ohno started vomiting.. complaining that he felt so dizzy that everything he had stuffed his stomach for the past hour came out of Ohno’s pretty mouth.
Snaking his arms around Ohno’s waist, Nino grumbled deadly words directly aimed to that quack doctor’s name before he pushes the door open, his lips set in a thin line. Doctor Aiba’s expression was a little disoriented as he stares at them thoughtfully.
“You better tell me what’s wrong with him or I swear to god, I’m going to burn you alive..” Nino bites out, his face flushing with anger.
Aiba drew a deep breath and went over them to help Nino lower his Ohchan down the bed. “He feels nauseous?” he asked and Nino couldn’t help but threw him another murderous glance.
“You knew?!” asks Nino, clawing his fingers so as to prevent himself from lunging forwards and choke the life out of Aiba’s pretty neck.
“.. I told you, there’s going to be side effects!” Aiba grumbles back, immediately checking Ohno’s pulse and temperature. Nino eyed the doctor suspiciously, thinking whether if it’s still a good thing letting him treat his Ohchan when he obviously doesn’t know what he’s doing. The medicines he’s been giving Ohno did nothing but add another set of illness to his boyfriend and he’s not about to~
“.. I’m giving you another set of meds..” Doctor Aiba exclaimed, cutting Nino’s thoughts.
“What?!” Nino half shouted. “.. you are going to poison him with those, are you stupid! And how can I be sure if what you’re giving him this time will end all of those side-effects he just experienced! Jeez, I just brought him here for the stomach pains, and now he’d have to take medicines for three different illnesses? I am really going to kill you so you better explain that now..”
Aiba smiled sheepishly, holding out the set of meds and waving it in front of Nino’s face. Ohno seemed alright, looking at them quizzically. “This will treat the nauseousness..” he said softly.
“.. how about the side effects?”
Doctor Aiba grins and scratches the back of his head nervously. “.. w-well.. he’d probably experience, ah well, stomach pains..”
“What?!”
Nino’s eyes almost pop out of their sockets. Stomach pain? So that means.. Doctor Aiba ducks his head when Nino reached out for the huge medical book on top of his table and throws it on him. Aiba screamed. “.. that’s why he needs to drink all those meds, you know!”
“Oh shut up!”
Nino and Doctor Aiba stopped their bickering when Ohno suddenly broke into a fit of loud laughter, clutching his stomach when he realized what just happened.
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